VIDEO: How to impress women with shamefully bad parkour

Posted by Chris Spags on November 30th, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Impressing girls and attempting parkour are both things that should be left to professionals. This video is living proof of why. In it, a school kid tries to show off his parkour skills to impress the chicks. Small problem: He has none to speak of.

I can only hope that one of the girls has a fetish for people with self-afflicted paralysis.

Young man impresses young ladies [Arbroath]

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