VIDEO: How to use a rowing exercise machine, as not demonstrated by this guy
PRO TIP: When using a rowing exercise machine, try not to dry hump it. That’s not a work out. That’s just sexy. This gentleman missed that memo.
Make no mistake, there’s going to be one really satisfied lady when that guy gets home tonight. Or dude. Or ottoman. Maybe his back and legs aren’t getting the proper workout, but that groin is going to have the torque of a thousand Mike Tysons by the time he gets done. Forget tapping the cervix, this guy is going to be blasting through it like the Kool Aid Man.

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