VIDEO: If you get too large you’ll get stuck in a jungle gym

Shawn Norris

This is why a man of larger than normal stature should not play on a children’s playground. Well, just one of many reasons…

I swear Mr. Hansen, I’m not here for the children, someone told me there was a Subway inside.

Now I know that being over-weight is an issue for some people and I don’t want to poke fun at people with weight issues, but after seeing this, I seriously think we may have stumbled onto a new diet craze. People that really want to go to the extreme to lose weight could just climb inside jungle gyms. They’ll have no way of getting food, so they’ll have no choice but to exercise and lose weight until they are fit enough to fit back through the bars. Call it “The Darwin Diet.” I could totally see Jillian Michaels doing this on Celebrity Fit Club. Of course there would be a lot more swearing and making you feel bad about yourself. If you want to lose weight and be on a reality show–I suggest going on Survivor. You can lose weight in a tropical locale and get famous.

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