July 14, 2011 1:43 pm

VIDEO: Kate Upton in slow mo is an up and down experience

Follow @chrisspags More from Chris Spags >

CHECK OUT THAT PLAY ON WORDS IN THE HEADLINE! Boom! But in this video clip, it’s just Kate Upton walking the runway in slow-mo, creating a bouncing effect that would be difficult to replicate AND suitably fap to. Lowest common denominator, welcome me.

I’ve seen countless pictures of Kate Upton. Videos of Kate Upton too. I even saw her in person for our video shoot with her. But it never ceases to amaze how there are ways she can continue to impress me and leave me staring at the screen mumbling incoherently like Dustin Hoffman when getting freaked out in Rainman. My God. I don’t even know how we exist on the same plane of being as her. It makes my head and loins hurt, making for a dual-pronged blood flow situation that is terrifying and probably going to lead to my death happening in a Carradinian-most-awkward of ways.