VIDEO: Leather Hands’ music video leaves nothing to the imagination

Music videos used to be very basic, just a band playing their song captured on film. But with so many advancements in technology and so many artists pushing the envelope, music videos became mini works of art. And now we can stop that because Leather Hands’ video for vertical lines has topped them all. In your face, “Thriller.”

I’m not going to sit here and pretend that I “listened to the song” so I’m confused as to what the correlation between massive boobs and the music is. I’m going to assume this is a song about a girl who just wanders around town, aimlessly showing off her breasts and showing off her impressive Virtual Button technology. But then she hasn’t gotten a patent on it yet, so a large corporation is going to steal her idea and then she has to take down the company, get her idea back, and save her kidnapped little brother…all with the power of hypnotically large breasts. It’s like a boob propaganda film, really.

The Big Boobs Song [Buzzfeed]

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