VIDEO: Man pees on himself during freestyle rap battle

Maintaining street cred and one-upping your fellow rapper is crucial when you’re taking part in a freestyle rap battle. So what could be more intimidating than peeing your pants after dropping your verse? Nothing, obviously.

Well, I can’t think of a way to show how hardcore you are that would be more effective than this. Forget guns or bitches, what better way is there to show that you “just don’t give a fuck” than pissing yourself and seemingly showing it off? If I were in a confrontation with someone and they were covered in any of their own bodily excrement and embracing that fact, I’d definitely be terrified. Migs didn’t get into a life of throwing handfuls of semen from his jail cell in “Silence of the Lambs” for jaywalking tickets, I’d have to assume.

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