VIDEO: Man shooting himself is your Monday wake-up call
Chris Spags Sure, maybe you’re not the most competent employee, parent, or socially acceptable human being. But at least you didn’t shoot yourself in the leg like this jackass.
You know you did something idiotic when even you comment on it yourself, shouting “I just fucking shot myself!” loudly like you were doing the Bob Saget “America’s Funniest Home Videos” voiceover on your own life.
On the plus side, other than the effect of panic setting in, is there any moment in life in which you’ll be more in tune with your failures and successes as a human being than when you shoot yourself in the leg and could possibly die alone on a range, all while filming it for the future enjoyment of the Internet? That’s a real self-revelatory moment, like standing up to a bully or when you masturbate and it accidentally magic bullet-s its way up to your mouth. How many roads must a man walk dowwwwn…before you can callllll him a maaaaaan?
Watch This Idiot Accidentally Shoot Himself In the Leg [Gawker]
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