VIDEO: Meet 50 Tyson, your new favorite (awful) rapper

Posted by Chris Spags on April 27th, 2010 at 9:42 am

I can’t say I’m much of a rap connoisseur these days, but I do know that when attempting to rap, you should attempt to rhyme words and perhaps maintain some sort of rhythm to your speech. Saying the word “Remixxxxx” does not a hip hop song make. But don’t tell that to the young man in this video, 50 Tyson. Album coming to a store near you soon.

I can’t say I’m shocked that a young rapper hailing from Minnesota would lack any sort of talent. You’re just not getting the exposure to the culture that you’d need to be a success when the blackest things coming from your state are Kirby Puckett and Prince.

You really should spend some time looking through his videos. This one with him rapping shirtless near a 10 year-old is fairly amusing (and good for building street cred, I’d presume).

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.