VIDEO: Meet the Japanese masturbation champion of the world, Masanobu Sato

Posted by Chris Spags on December 27th, 2011 at 12:15 pm

It’s important to have goals in life. Maybe a better job title, a healthy family or, if you’re Japan’s Masanobu Sato, becoming the world champion of masturbation. Intrigued? Watch this clip.

The description on this video says Sato’s record is nine hours and fifty eight minutes of glorious masturbation.

Is it wrong that, after watching this, I want to know more specifics about his penis and technique? Like do you have to keep a certain quality of erection going? Is there a rule about how much straight piston-like jacking you have to do? I feel like I’m only scratching the surface here, not unlike the first eight hours of Sato rubbing one out.

Either way, glad we can follow up Christmas with news about some Japanese dude spanking it. The beauty of online media.

Meet The World’s Champion Masturbator! [Dlisted]

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