VIDEO: Mother who attacked cops with breast milk makes a court appearance

Posted by Chris Spags on June 28th, 2011 at 10:51 am

The story of an Ohio mom who attacked local deputies with breast milk made the rounds yesterday and, while it’s definitely a disgusting story, I find the video of 30-year-old Stephanie Robinette’s testimony in a court to be just as interesting.

So we’re going with the “blame alcohol” thing here, really? Look, I’ve been pretty shitfaced in my life. Often. Never once have I whipped out a titty and sprayed down the nearest patrolman. Granted, I’m much classier than a white trash Ohio mom (or so I tell myself while brushing my hair one hundred strokes in the mirror), but I just don’t see how you get down this road.

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