February 14, 2012 4:30 pm

VIDEO: New PETA campaign implies vegan men have crazy sex that injures women

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PETA makes a lot of outrageous campaigns just to elicit posts like this, ones that call them out for stupid ads but still mention PETA. But this ad campaign about a boyfriend going vegan and “knocking the bottom out” of his girlfriend, to the point of her looking like a post-Chris Brown Rihanna, is just strange.

If you found this inspiring, you can learn more about the BWVAKTBOOM campaign here.

In related news, I have no clue why this would inspire men or women to want to do this. Vigorous sex is wonderful (though I’d question research that says that going vegan would increase the likelihood of it). But sex that leaves a woman injured with possible spinal trauma sounds unappealing for all involved parties. Like, no offense, but I’m pretty sure my awesome vegan orgasm would be ruined if I had to wheel my girlfriend around for the rest of her life as a result.

Barring a sudden rise in Terri Schiavo fetish enthusiasts, I’m going to vote this campaign to be a “miss.”

Valentine’s Day message from PETA: Vegan Boys Boom-Boom Better [Copyranter]