VIDEO: New TLC show ‘Virgin Diaries’ horrifically reveals what two virgins kissing looks like

Posted by Chris Spags on November 28th, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Two virgins kiss for the first time. It’s not a setup for a mediocre joke you might find on a Geocities site but rather what TLC, the definitive cable channel for glorified freak shows, is hoping you’ll tune in to with their new show Virgin Diaries. This preview clip shows two virgins kissing for the first time after getting married. It’s not pretty.

I really hope that was hammed up for the sake of the show. Kissing can certainly be a delicate art, one I’d never want broadcast on TV for the world to see, when you’re starting out. But, even with no experience, that was just horrific. Their kiss had all the romance and positive sexual energy of Mike Tyson in an Indianapolis hotel room.

When Your First Kiss Happens in Public [The Hairpin]

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