VIDEO: News reporter attacked by animal hoarding weirdo

Fox Philadelphia reporter Chris O’Connell was reporting from a local home that held dozens of animals — alive and dead — along with disgusting odors and other delightful hoarder-y things. Apparently, the owner of the home had enough of people bashing his life’s work so, naturally, he attacked O’Connell.

First you ruin the lives of many of our nation’s most adorable animals, then you attack our other most beloved housepet, the local news reporter? You went too far today, hoardo.

Frankly, I’m shocked that someone who lived amongst animal corpses and his own feces for months would respond to adversity so poorly. You’d think you’d be even tempered and well-adjusted living a life of joy and whimsy like that. It’s like Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, only if Chairy was a confused alligator contemplating the best way to eat his owner’s face while he’s asleep. Definitely a show I’d watch.

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