VIDEO: Nigella Lawson’s cleverly edited XXXmas

I don’t know a whole lot about Nigella Lawson, but apparently she’s a celebrity chef-type lady primarily famous in the UK. Someone cobbled together her foodgasmic clips into this, a minute long festival of thinly veiled entendre.

I’d be lying if I said I weren’t mildly turned on. And isn’t that really what Christmas is all about? Well, that and spreading fecal matter on statues of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and telling it, “RUN! YOU CAN NOW PLAY REINDEER GAMES WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS!” before breaking down and crying. Those two things.



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