VIDEO: The Oakland Burger King Fight

Yes, that headline gets completely capitalized because this video…it’s like the moonlanding, losing President Kennedy, and those topless photos Lindsay Lohan did for New York Magazine all rolled up into one. Just watch this video. No description will suffice, but there’s a pregnant woman, a lack of pants, NSFW language, a man punching a lady in the face, a cop getting hit by a car, all in one extravagant Burger King parking lot scene.

I’d encourage you to read Deadspin’s breakdown of what they think is going on. It helps frame the video slightly better.

There must be something about Oakland. Between this and the Epic Beard Man bus fight I have seen more than enough of Oakland to know it is not a place I want to call home. Then again, Too Short did seem to have a good time with big asses there. So…coin toss?

Fight in Oakland Burger King Parking Lot Between Pregnant Ladies, Prostitutes, Pimps and Old Ladies (Yawn) [Barstool Sports]

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