VIDEO: This is a kitten in a tiny hat eating ice cream

At Guyism, we don’t often overtly pander to people stoned off their asses browsing the Internet. That changes RIGHT NOW! This is a video of a kitten wearing a tiny hat eating a tiny ice cream cone. Mind…blown.

Related: Here’s a video of a larger cat named Speedo knocking the hat off of the kitten.

Even more related: Posting this video is a part of my job. Like, I do this. Posting a video of a kitten wearing a hat and eating ice cream in the hopes you’ll find it half as entertaining as I am. Could you imagine if you told someone from the 1940s, let’s say a worker at an auto plant, that someday someone would have a career involving posting moving pictures of a kitten wearing a tiny fedora and eating ice cream? They’d probably spit in your face and then go to the Whites Only water fountain just to spit in it again. Which really shows more about the intolerance of the time than it does about the absurdity of my job. You see, Fictional Man in the Past? We went to learn something about me, but instead, you learned a little too much about yourself.

Kitten With Tiny Hat Returns! (Without Speedo) [Buzzfeed]

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