VIDEO: Old man gets in a parking lot brawl with a fox

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Let’s just cut to the chase: Ever wanted to see an older man fight a rabid fox in a parking lot? If you’re like me, you’ve dreamed about it every day. Cross one off the bucket list, kids.

Finally, I think I know whom we’d like to have star as Dr. Robotnik in my film adaptation of “Sonic the Hedgehog.” The brutal beating and murder of Tails is crucial to the story line. The 15 minute long rape scene of Knuckles might be a bit much, but I’m an artist bro. You can’t be an artist without raping an Echidna every now and then.

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