VIDEO: Padma Lakshmi would motorboat a husky female “Top Chef” contestant

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When I think of “Top Chef” judge Padma Lakshmi, a desire to motorboat heavy-set women would not necessarily be the first thing that comes to mind. But in this clip from last night’s “Top Chef” reunion show, when asked by the reunion show’s host which of the contestants she’d date, Padma reveals she’d date two of the girls or motorboat Antonia, since she just learned what that is.

On the one hand, Padma Lakshmi is a pretty sexy older lady so her implied lesbianism and new affinity for making sounds in women’s bosoms is kind of hot. And she really made that Antonia girl uncomfortable. Both of these things are definitely pluses in the “This Is Hot” column. On the other hand, Antonia is a bit gelatinous and, even though Padma just learned the term “motorboat”, she was probably doing it to Salman Rushdie for years while he raised his eyebrows in the air and went, “Owwooouhhhh.” Less sexy. Overall: B-plus on the bonermeter.

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