VIDEO: Paula Deen makes shrimp eating into a real event

Posted by Chris Spags on February 24th, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Chef Paula Deen is not what I’d call a sexy older woman. In fact, I’m pretty sure if I saw her naked, my genitals would invert in a manner not unlike having a sex change. However, her comments on sucking on shrimp are quite sensual for an older gal.

I’d have to imagine that any oral treats received from Paula Deen would be as sloppy as her Cheesy Ham and Banana Casserole. Possibly slightly creamier, too.

What Does Paula Deen Love Sucking On? [Dlisted]

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