VIDEO: Pedobear is covered without a lot of facts on New Mexico CBS affiliate

Pedobear has been an Internet meme for many years now. But much like rock music in the Middle East, New Mexico is about a decade behind in “getting it.” And in this report from Albuquerque’s KRQE, people are panicked over Pedobear stickers meaning a rise in pedophilia in New Mexico.

In a world where college football coaches are retiring to freely molest kids as part of their charitable foundation and celebrities accused of child diddling are revered after their death, let us direct our attention to how stickers of a pedophile joke bear are signs of actual pedophilia. Makes sense.

Next up on KRQE: How A Dancing Baby GIF Could Mean Your Child Is Currently Being Sodomized In A School Broom Closet.

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