VIDEO: Reckless wedding dance leads to a fall into a fountain

Things get wild when you’re at a good wedding. And, sometimes, things get so wild that drunken dancing ends with falling in a fountain. That’s how you know everyone’s having a ball. Maybe. I don’t know.

If nothing else, you have to give this dude props for not even breaking stride after totally embarrassing himself like that. My face would be all red, I wouldn’t want anyone to look at me, then I’d go blare Slipknot and cut myself. But this dude just shakes that water out and keeps it moving. Lots of respect. Maybe the hottest women there weren’t on board with it, but he’s at least pulling a 6.5 with that confidence. The smell of stagnant pond water has never been such an aphrodisiac.

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