VIDEO: Rick Perry’s snafu during the debates last night probably ended his Presidential run

There’s no disputing that public speaking is hard; I once spelled the word “sneeze” as “sneze” during a 3rd grade spelling bee as a pure public choke job. But when you’re a Presidential candidate, people hold you to a higher standard. So Rick Perry’s answer to this question last night has probably ended any hopes of the public ever accepting him as a leader.

I’m not as bothered by his brain fart as I am with the faux-super-political way he said it. If you don’t know which three things you’d be eliminating, it’s probably not a great idea to trumpet your idea in the same way the Gettysburg Address was conducted. It’s like wrapping up a Christmas gift in a huge box with solid gold wrapping paper only for the person to whom you’re giving it to find a pair of socks someone used to masturbate in.

Pretty Sure Rick Perry Was Drunk Again [Buzzfeed]

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