VIDEO: Ridiculously high girl in bikini has fun in the pool

Just to clarify, that is not a typo in the headline. This is a ridiculously high (and, perhaps, ridiculously hot) presumably drugged up girl in a bikini flopping around like someone having a seizure to European house music.

I of course enjoy decent looking blonde girls all messed up and prancing about, but my favorite part of the video is all the guys in banana hammocks walking around, looking at the girl like, “Man, you’re weird!” Yes, let’s insinuate that the fun, stoned, blonde girl with boobs is weird when you’re wearing an ounce of fabric covering your chubby body and johnson and acting like that’s a good thing for the rest of the world. You boys sure have your priorities in order.

Girl On Drugs At The Pool [Buzzfeed]



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