VIDEO: Sexy Bandz…they’re like Silly Bandz for adults!

Posted by Chris Spags on December 23rd, 2010 at 9:30 am

Have you heard the hot new trend for adults who don’t mind a plastic penis on their wrist? It’s Sexy Bandz…the adult alternative to Silly Bandz. And this is the creepy animated ad for them.

There is literally never a time where a lecherous random dude comes up to two women outside a school with erotic toys and it ends well. Believe me, I know. *wipes tear from eyes* Know all too well.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.