VIDEO: SXSW brawl includes an angry chick, five dudes, a taser, mace, and a horse

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

People like to act like SXSW is some wonderful free sharing of ideas in the interactive community in which a bunch of people go to conferences, get wasted, and make Foursquare. But in reality, it’s just one step removed from a trashy Panama City spring break, only with way more iPads. In this video, we see an altercation between a woman and a bouncer segue into a five man fight which is then broken up with a taser, mace and, yes, horses.

That was like viral fight video overstimulation. You have a pussy whipped guy watching powerlessly as his “Flavor of Love”-esque girlfriend refuses to stop being a bitch to the bouncer, you have five guys fighting then all getting laid out by mace and a taser…and then HORSES! It’s just an orgy of idiocy.

Either way, this video really cements that expression…Behind Every Great Man Is a Great Woman Assaulting a Bouncer. Oh, and a Bunch of Dudes Getting Tased. They’re Also Behind Every Great Man.

[Thanks for the tip, Jason]

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