Video teaching you how to watch porn on Roku is very not good

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

How do you watch porn on a Roku? I don’t know. But porn star Alexis is here to teach you all about it in the least interesting way possible.

A) The Roku looks nothing like a vibrator. Last I checked, women don’t enjoy rubbing tiny black boxes on their ladybits. B) The highlight of the video is unquestionably her “double wink” at 1:59. If you want to seduce idiots or appear to have a serious social anxiety disorder, nothing will do the trick faster than a double eye wink.

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