VIDEO: Teen asks Justin Bieber to prom…and it’s a dude

Posted by Chris Spags on June 30th, 2011 at 10:48 am

A rising junior is looking forward to his junior prom in 2012. And he’s dreaming big. So, with a lot of notice, he’s asking Justin Bieber to come to prom with him. But it’s totally cool, because he’s asking him “as a bro”.

I like the way this dude thinks. Not only is he saying all the right things about acting like it’s a totally straight endeavor, but he’s also pretty slick in how he coyly threw out that they could totally jerk it together. That’s the way you do it when you’re trying to jerk off with Justin Bieber. You don’t want to come on too strong. But you definitely don’t want to act like there’s no chance of it happening. The Biebs likes a challenge. For example: How he dates Selena Gomez. It’s a real challenge to make that look legitimate but goshdarnit he’s putting his whole adorable 5’3 heart into it, bless’em!

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