VIDEO: Texas girl giving graduation speech is a big fan of God, collapsing

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

So, take a look at this video from a Texas public university’s graduation (do you know which school this is? Let us know in the comments UPDATE: It’s Midwestern State in Wichita Falls, Texas) of a girl going absolutely insane and passing out while giving a speech. Do you think this girl likes Christianity or what? Maybe just a little.

What’s even worse…I definitely found it a little sexy when she went “Mmmmmm” and started shaking around 1:45 into the video. I don’t know whom that reflects more poorly upon. Probably her. Here you are, trying to save my mortal soul and instead I’m replaying a vaguely sexual “Mmmm” sound. Shame on you, jezebel.

That said, there is no reason why this girl shouldn’t be touring the country giving inspiration speeches. The brief feeling of guilt you have over disappointing your gods will probably go away once you see her go into a conniption and pass out on the floor. Or else, frankly, you don’t even have a soul to save.

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