VIDEO: The greasiest sandwich ever constructed

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Our new pals at Epic Meal Time, creators of what we dubbed the most disgusting pizza ever, are at it again. This time, a French-Canadian sandwich that combines French toast, poutine, bacon, and maple syrup that clocks in at 5,343 calories and 207 grams of fat and has enough carbs to make Atkins resurrect himself from the dead just to shed a single tear.

While I admire these fellows’ dedication to their craft of embracing morbid obesity and diabetes, I’m not 100% on board with this video. That sandwich looked way too delicious. In my view, to make the perfect bit of gluttony combined with intense caloric values, you have to make something that would make me go, “GOD, WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT?” rather than, “Yeah, I could see myself taking a bite of that.”

I just hope these boys find a flash fryer to ward off any contenders to the “eating vaguely delicious, vaguely disgusting shit” throne in time.

[Thanks to @SterlingToth and @HarleyPlays for the tip]

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