VIDEO: The house of the future is amazingly badass
I’m not easily impressed by things that aren’t shiny objects or women, so this video touting an amazing new technology for storage in your home wasn’t high on my priority list. But after watching it, I think it’s safe to say that this may be the coolest furniture setup you’ll ever see.
This felt like one of those “BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE” infomercials. “You see, you pull down the bed, then fold up your pillow and voila, another compartment perfect for storing dead hook…uh…your books. Yes. Books.”
As amazing as this is though, I wouldn’t recommend it for a man with a, shall we say, active social life. Nothing is more likely to kill the passion of bringing a girl for the first time than having to engage in a series of pulleys and hydraulic lifts that last longer than the sex itself.

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