VIDEO: The most absurd, high-budget commercial for an Australian home ever

Posted by Chris Spags on March 17th, 2011 at 2:00 pm

This Australian ad for real estate Neo Property’s listing for 15 Queen Anne Court may lack in subtlety, but it doesn’t lack in implied lesbianism, girls in their underwear, action movie budgeting, and a sweaty lingerie model tied up and writhing. Easily the sexiest ad you’ve seen since those Morgan Fairchild ones for Old Navy’s cargo pants.

Well, if I were in Australia and had a spare couple million dollars sitting around under my bed, I’d say I’d have found my new dream home. But I’d insist that they abide by the letter of the commercial and include the tied up lingerie model. Hey, if you didn’t want me enslaving attractive women, maybe you should have been more specific in your real estate listing.

Personally, I’m just glad that they caught those two half-naked, blonde, lesbian terrorists. Those two are dangerous. And arrogant. You kidnap someone then take a sojourn to make out on the luxurious 15 Queen Anne Court balcony AND in the king size master bedroom? That’s just reckless.

Watch an Absurd, Possibly Effective Australian Real-Estate Commercial [NY Mag]

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