VIDEO: The rapping weather lady may want to stick to her day job
Sure, not all rappers can be like Jay-Z or Biggie, but this weather woman may want to stop dropping the dope rhymes and start focusing on the high pressure system coming in off the Gulf.
Yo, Producer, hit me up with a beat, son.
Weather lady needs to stick to the highs and the lows,
ain’t got no business bustin’ off bout the pimps and the hoes,
Green screen can’t hide, your talent is beat
So stick with forecasting on the rain and the heat
Yo dime, you can’t rhyme. So stick to your profession,
cause your lyrics are drownin’ in a tropical depression.
(Drops mic. Goes back to being the whitest person outside of Miley Cyrus)
via Reddit

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