VIDEO: The raunchiest webcam rap ever captured on video

When you’re a Webcam rapper, you’ve got to do your best to make yourself stand out. YouTuber MilesStoner is doing just that by implying that women might enjoy getting testicles in their face or a slap to the mouth with his erect member. It’s all very romantic.

I could imagine most women looking at this rap and just answering, “No” and “Oh god, no” to the chorus. I don’t mean to speak for the ladies out there, but I don’t know many gals who would give a resounding yes to getting balls in their face from a stranger or having their face slapped with a hard penis like a baseball bat while you call them “ho”. It just seems rude to me. At least throw in a line about “After a lovely dinner” or something. Maybe some glazed ham would soften the blow a bit.

UPDATE: The dude pulled his video right after we posted it, then allowed access again..to make sure we don’t render this post worthless (and to make sure the world isn’t deprived of MilesStoner’s genius), we’re keeping it on our player. But go show the guy some love on his YouTube upload if you have a second.

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