VIDEO: The worst robber ever puts his Darth Vader mask on after entering the store

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Doing anything for the first time can be difficult. But a Michigan area robber getting caught on camera putting on a Darth Vader mask that he wore while robbing the store…that’s inexperience that’ll cost you.

The man is still on the loose but now that we’ve all seen his face, he probably won’t be too hard to spot.

Double bonus for hilarity: The police made a series of horrendous Star Wars pun jokes to Michigan’s Daily Tribune:

“I guess he didn’t have a light saber with him,” said Ferndale Police Lt. William Wilson. “When he walked up to the male clerk he pulled out a butcher knife and demanded money.”

“I guess the ‘Force’ wasn’t with him,” Wilson said.

I can only presume Lt. Wilson also added, “Unfortunately, the Death Star wasn’t there for a speedy getaway. Looks like after this, he’s going to be getting Leia’d a lot…in prison! It’s just a shame this poor man found himself on the Dark Side.” And then hopefully everyone stared at him until his smile slowly dissipated and he had to shamefully step out of the room.

Man in Darth Vader mask robs Ferndale store [Daily Tribune]

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