VIDEO: Thirteen-year-old plays an electric bass like no one else

Posted by Chris Spags on September 30th, 2010 at 11:58 am

Talented kids piss me off because it’s like, hey, I’ve been on Earth twice as long as you, I should conceivably be better than you at everything. Unfortunately, this little Brazilian kid didn’t get that message as he rocks out hard on an electric bass in extremely impressive ways.

Fine, so this kid is great. But at least I’ve touched a boob. Literally, just a singular boob. Yessir, me and Olivia Newton John had a torrid love affair. In your face, kid.

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