VIDEO: This bear has a terrible secret

Posted by Chris Spags on September 30th, 2010 at 2:30 pm

In an effort to avoid spoiling this seemingly innocent video of a person in a bear suit hugging people gleefully, I’ll just say: Watch this video now and prepare for the twist ending.

Yeah, I guess that taught me about the dangers of AIDS. But moreso, I feel prepared to not trust a guy in a mascot suit. Between this and Elmo breaking that guy’s fingers in a fight, I’m definitely going to be slightly more leery than usual the next time a guy in a furry suit comes over and gropes me.

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