VIDEO: This blonde chick is making these cheetahs her bitches
Chris Spags 
This blonde girl may look like your average decent looking blonde naturist. But apparently, she knows all the cheetahs’ tricks and how to, well, keep them from eating her like a delicious cheetah lunch. This lady is your badass of the day.
The rationale behind the woman’s actions, found on Reddit, are below;
1:31 If I kneel down, they will come towards me because I’m the same size as them.
1:50 I do this to show you how cowardly they are, not to tease them, but also to raise my own adrenaline. As soon as you turn around, they attack you. If you try to make eye contact, they get scared of you.
2:08 If you run, you’re prey. As soon as you turn around, they’re scared, they stop.
2:47 I think they’ve had enough, they’re too scared of me.
So in summary, yes, you just witnessed one woman ward off a dozen cheetahs with Jedi mind tricks, then allow them to lick blood off her hands. Ridiculously badass? Yes. An odd way to cope with one’s menstrual cycle? Certainly.
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