VIDEO: This dude’s poem for Ekans, the snake Pokemon, is terrifying

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

People love Pokemon, there’s no denying that. But how much? Enough to put together a poem for moderately enjoyed snakelike Pokemon Ekans that may creep you out to your core.

You know what they say: Once you’re anally violated by a pet monster purple snake with the powers of hypnosis, you never go back.

Either way, this could be much worse. At least it’s not slam poetry.

A poem for Ekans huh? Well it is a pretty cool pokemOHGODWHAT[NSFW] [Reddit]

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