VIDEO: This edited “Baby Bullet” infomercial is an acid trip gone awry

The Baby Bullet is a tiny little blender that claims to (presumably) have the power of one thousand suns spinning ninja swords to help make your own baby-ready food. But in this video, it’s so much more.

I really respect how they all gleefully ignore Grandma’s problem alcoholism. Even in a slowed down video filled with an air of baby murder and cultism, her repeated and boisterous drunkenness stands out more than anything.

I’d be lying if I said I weren’t mildly turned on by pink shirt lady though. The way she ground up that baby food so gleefully…I know I’m supposed to be creeped out but all I can do is think is how I’d like to throw her backshots while she does her evil slow motion laugh. It might be a boner killer in actual practice, but the heart wants what it wants.

i dont know why. i dont know how. but i laughed for 7 minutes straight [Reddit]

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