VIDEO: This is a dog on a riding lawnmower

Posted by Shawn Norris on July 27th, 2010 at 8:50 am

This is a dog on a riding lawnmower: Your argument is invalid.

You dreamed of this moment. A great moment for man and an even greater moment for mankind. Most men don’t actually enjoy mowing the lawn, so we’ve been in the backyard secretly teaching the dog to work a stick shift. Finally, he seems to have gotten it all worked out and we can sit back and relax with a beer while Paws McGee finishes mowing the lawn. You know he really is man’s best friend. I should do something nice for him after he changes the oil in my car and picks the kids up from school…

Nah, he’ll just have to get by on a hardy handshake and a MilkBone. “Hey you missed a spot! No, no, don’t blame it on being colorblind again.” Well, he’s still better than the cat.

Just sits in front like a lazy sack and licks himself. This is just one of many reasons dogs are so much cooler than cats.

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Shawn Norris Shawn Norris used to write things for National Lampoon and the now-defunct Blue Monkey Disco Party as "Douche Larue." Now he spends most of his time writing jokes, scripts, and trying to find a literary agent that will return his calls. Even though he wasn’t born yet, he often takes credit for faking the moon landing. Also, he’s allergic to tequila -- it makes him breakout in felonies.