VIDEO: This is a dog on a riding lawnmower
Shawn Norris
This is a dog on a riding lawnmower: Your argument is invalid.
You dreamed of this moment. A great moment for man and an even greater moment for mankind. Most men don’t actually enjoy mowing the lawn, so we’ve been in the backyard secretly teaching the dog to work a stick shift. Finally, he seems to have gotten it all worked out and we can sit back and relax with a beer while Paws McGee finishes mowing the lawn. You know he really is man’s best friend. I should do something nice for him after he changes the oil in my car and picks the kids up from school…
Nah, he’ll just have to get by on a hardy handshake and a MilkBone. “Hey you missed a spot! No, no, don’t blame it on being colorblind again.” Well, he’s still better than the cat.
Just sits in front like a lazy sack and licks himself. This is just one of many reasons dogs are so much cooler than cats.
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