VIDEO: This is a machine that will pick up your ketchup and mustard

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You know how you’re always spilling mustard and ketchup on the table and like, “What the hell, how do I get up this ketchup and mustard so I can use it?” Well this magic robot solves that problem. I swear that, though the set-up for this video sounds terrible, it’s quite amazing.

Maybe it’s just because I feel like I make a mess a lot, but this thing seems like the greatest machine ever invented. Sex robots? Whatever. I stick my dick in enough soulless dry objects, I’d much rather have my mustard swept up like some sort of Condiment Jesus.

Here’s a Crazy New Machine That Can Pick Up Your Mustard [Vulture]

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