VIDEO: This is a naked man riding a mechanical bull

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Some local bar was running a promotion where anyone who rides the mechanical bull in the nude gets free drinks for the night. One intrepid person took the plunge. The good news: This person is fully nude and has big boobs. The bad news: It’s a dude. Video is mildly NSFW due to barely visible dong.

I can’t help but think of the Seinfeld episode that covers the issue of male nudity. This would have been the sexiest thing ever if it were a woman (nudity plus probable concussion = tremendous victory for mankind). But it being a man? It just kind of makes me sad for how low some will go for free booze. And how smelly that bull must have been afterwards. It’s bordering on mechanical animal cruelty.

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