VIDEO: This is an 8-year-old being breastfed

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

This footage comes from a documentary on how old is too old for a child to be breastfed. The obvious answer after watching it: As old as this little girl is. This might be vaguely NSFW. It also is probably NSFECORO (Not Safe For Eating Cereal Or Runny Oatmeal).

The creepiest part lies at about 1:03, I think. When you’re talking about your children’s love for your breasts and how they don’t like it when you put a bra on, you’ve probably gone a bit too far with the breast feeding. Additionally, at 3:40, when the 8-year-old yells, “I don’t want to be big!” that’s clearly a sign of a well-developed child. Based on how old I’m assuming this clip is, I’m sure she’s grown up to be a productive woman who just happens to wear diapers and suck on a pacifier during her cashier shift at the local gas station. Good call, mama bear.

I think, more than anything, the video is more of a window into what it’s like to be a mother who desperately wants to be needed by someone. She just can’t help that she gets such joy out of someone needing her to be there. I wouldn’t doubt that after this near-pubescent child was weaned that the mom just popped a boob out at Starbucks and walked around asking if anyone needed a topper for their coffee. Anything it takes to not have to face the reality of being alone, eh Ol’ Milk Jug McGee?

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