VIDEO: This is what a classy Detroit prostitute acquisition looks like

I don’t want to speak for any of you fine readers out there, but I’d say most of us don’t necessarily know what a street hooker pick-up might look like outside of a Grand Theft Auto setting. But now, thanks to this clip from a Detroit gas station, we can all learn together!

Is it wrong that I can’t relate to literally any portion of this video? I mean from the gas station to the communal enjoyment of the prostitute acquisition to the loud noises and whooping, I could not imagine myself there. Like maybe I could be somewhere in the background going, “Are you gentlemen sure she’s of a quality befitting your stature?” and then they’d be like “OH THAT C-DAWG ALWAYS BE COMIN’ UP WITH MAD POSITIVITY AND ENCOURAGEMENT” before going back to school and becoming doctors.

I just want to understand.

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