VIDEO: This is what happens when you drop a 1200-lb pumpkin onto a car

People are starving across the globe. Meanwhile, in America, an 1,169-pound pumpkin was dropped 150 feet off a crane onto a car in Utah. USA USA.

Publicity stunts are kind of ridiculous. I get that pumpkins are timely since it’s Halloween. I get that this is a very large pumpkin. But why drop it on a car? What does that accomplish? That’s like if I say I’m going to do an event to celebrate Halloween, gather 1,000 school kids dressed up like witches and zombies, and then I punch them all in the face. Like, yeah, it’s related, but this isn’t really a celebration of anything, is it? Great video though it may be.



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