VIDEO: This is what it looks like to wrestle a hot chick, apparently

Former WWE and TNA female wrestler and model Lacey Von Erich is working with a company called Ring Divas to make a first-person “private wrestling session” with her. It’s pretty much what it’d look like if you wrestled with Lacey Von Erich. And it’s weird.

According to the video’s page, you’ll see Lacey perform such advanced wrestling moves like:

Barefoot [ED. NOTE: The perfect gift for the New York Jets coach in your life], Taunting, Blatant Nut Punch, Multiple Diving Head Bunt Nut Smash Low Blow, Nut Stomp Low Blow, Throat Choke, Lock up, Belly Punch, Blatant Throat Choke, Vicious Face Punches, Vicious Foot Stomps, Clothesline, Multiple Vicious Crotch Stomps, Double Axe Handle Smashes.

Well, if I wasn’t sold on the clip, I’m definitely sold knowing that I’ll get to see the “Multiple Diving Head Bunt Nut Smash Low Blow.” You don’t see that one on your weekly telecast of Monday Night RAW nearly often enough.

I also hope my avatar wins the match. I’m all for first-person footage of a hot chick writhing in pain, but a victory over my opponent in the high-stakes competition that is professional wrestling is always first priority.

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