VIDEO: This is why I get my bricks dry cleaned

Posted by Shawn Norris on July 30th, 2010 at 4:45 pm

For some reason a few guys decided to take what looks to be a perfectly good dryer, get it going as fast as it could go and then throw a brick in it. It looks like the Maytag Man now has something to do over the weekend.

I can’t figure out why you’d do this unless this is some new North Korean torture used to extort information from household appliances that are thought to be stealing from Kim Jong-il. Kim had $20 in his Levi’s pantsuit that he left with you last night Kenmore and when he woke up today it was gone. Then you fail to do your job, and when he comes back to finish drying his damp jumpsuit, he finds you have his $20 on you. That’s “The People’s” money you are stealing! Turns out this has been happening all over the country for countless years. Kim Jong orders all dryers to be brought in for “questioning” and when they don’t talk you have what happens in this video. And sure, that sounds barbaric, but just think about how horrible a process this must have been before North Korea got electricity.

--- Did you like this article? And you probably like contests, exclusive content, and smug commentary right? Then why aren't you liking Guyism on Facebook? Show some pride and click the "Like" button below right now:

Shawn Norris Shawn Norris used to write things for National Lampoon and the now-defunct Blue Monkey Disco Party as "Douche Larue." Now he spends most of his time writing jokes, scripts, and trying to find a literary agent that will return his calls. Even though he wasn’t born yet, he often takes credit for faking the moon landing. Also, he’s allergic to tequila -- it makes him breakout in felonies.