I can’t lie, I have a soft spot in my heart for kids being incapable of saying simple words and making them sound like profanity. Tops include this kid who can’t say chocolate or the little girl who can’t say sparkling wiggles. Now, add this one: Little guy can’t say “truck.”
When I have a child, I’m just going to ask him to say all sorts of awful words in the hopes that the same theory holds true and he’ll end up saying things correctly. That way, he’ll either say something nice to his mother or he’ll correctly say what I told him to and call her the C word. Either way, laughs will be had.
[Thanks to reader Dom for the tip!]









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