VIDEO: This muscular black guy dances to Daft Punk since Chris Hansen cheated on his wife

I was going to write something up about the National Enquirer’s video of Chris Hansen cheating on his wife but, for the life of me, I can’t find a way to embed the video. So instead, here’s a black dude dancing his ass off to Daft Punk’s “One More Time”.

Since I was emotionally prepared to write about Chris Hansen but didn’t get to actually execute anything since I was playing with the video and embed code for half an hour, here are some germs of ideas I had about that:

-Make a joke about offering him brownies
-Point out how silly it is that people are comparing an adult man of moderate fame trying to get his dick wet with a 30-year-old to Hansen’s work exposing people attempting pedophilia
-Point out lack of places for Hansen to have a seat
-Punchline about Hansen saying “Have a seat right there,” to this adulteress Kristyn Caddell, then pointing to his genitals
-Take serious stance about the downfall of media More pedophile jokes

And then we go home.

But you screwed that all up with your difficult embed rules, Enquirer. So now we all have to feel uncomfortable watching a ripped black dude. Thanks again, tabloid “gotcha” media.

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