VIDEO: This pilot prank is probably not FAA approved

Posted by Shawn Norris on July 28th, 2010 at 1:41 pm

What do bored pilots do to keep themselves entertained while a few thousand feet in the air? They pretend to pass out and wait for their passengers to work themselves into complete hysteria.

And that’s why they can’t get that urine smell out of the plane…

Seriously, most guys have seen this sequence in an action film enough times to know how to properly handle this situation. Your instincts will tell you to scream like a girl, but your gut will take control. You push the slumping pilot out of his seat and flip a few switches, then get on the radio and call in your situation. Then you grab the yoke and straighten her out until you have to land. The people in the tower will scream at you, “You’re coming in too fast! You’re too low, up on the stick up, on the stick!” But don’t let them tell you your business. You have an Xbox, you’ve done this thousands of times.

via Reddit

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Shawn Norris Shawn Norris used to write things for National Lampoon and the now-defunct Blue Monkey Disco Party as "Douche Larue." Now he spends most of his time writing jokes, scripts, and trying to find a literary agent that will return his calls. Even though he wasn’t born yet, he often takes credit for faking the moon landing. Also, he’s allergic to tequila -- it makes him breakout in felonies.